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I am Ilana. I am also exhausted. Yet, somehow I do not capitalize on the hours I have to sleep. I have an adorable baby. Who will challenge your baby to a cuteness contest. Where they will automatically tie. Because pitting babies against each other is totally NOT COOL. I have a husband. Whom I love slightly more than my computer. But slightly less than ice cream.

More about me:

I have worked as a creative director in advertising for the past twelve years and have both an art direction and copywriting background. Everything on this site from the design to the writing is my own. I was honestly born to write this thing. Which is sad because it pays next to nothing and is a HUGE TIME SUCK.

PR/Advertising/Sponsorship Stuff:

I am PR friendly and am willing to do product reviews, giveaways, advertising and sponsorships for brands and products I believe in.

I am also more than happy to put together a larger program if you are interested. Brainstorming ideas to help businesses is what I do best.

If you are a small company or independent seller that is interested in advertising with me, I can work with you to create a promotion or design a banner for my site.

Please email me if you would like a copy of my media kit.

And lastly:

I live in the East Village of Manhattan with my husband and daughter until THE POWERS THAT BE* drag us kicking and screaming to the suburbs.

*THE POWERS THAT BE will most likely be the NY Public Education System.

Feel free to contact me directly at [email protected].